He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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