and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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