Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The adults are the big ones right?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
