wat bout pragnant strippers??
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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