is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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