we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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