i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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