I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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