Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Ladies don't puke and tell
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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