these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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