glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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