Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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