I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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