Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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