Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
