Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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