I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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