yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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