Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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