evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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