I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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