the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How naked do you want me to be?
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