u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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