Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
