I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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