just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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