Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
