awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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