i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
