Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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