what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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