dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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