I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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