Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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