Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
