my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Operation Purity has been aborted
We are two peas in an std pod
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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