And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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