My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Pants are for mortals
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
