i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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