Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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