And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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