Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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