Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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