What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
