I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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