they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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