dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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