i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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