I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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