he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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