And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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